Waiting for my blam.
Age 27, Male
Professional Retard
Joined on 2/11/13
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The end?
Better go see a doctor!
There go my hopes and dreams.
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Tactical nuke, incoming!
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Start the game for the first time.
Put the key on the altar
Get your rang count to negative 15 during the chase.
Win in under 30 seconds.